So. Fucking. Close.

Yeah, you heard me bitch. Nuke.

I can’t believe it. I went 38-12 on a match, playing on Storm and got a 24 kill streak… WITH my Tactical Nuke turned ON. Time ran out before I could get the 25th kill and throw it out there.

Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuckity-fuck-fuck.

(And, in case you weren’t sure… I’ve never called in a Nuke before. Did I say ‘fuck’? Because I meant, ‘FUUUUUCK’!!)

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He's been called a despot, a humanitarian, a philanthropist, a dumbass and "one sexy bitch". The bottom line is that it's all true... and it's a full-time gig.

Posted on June 24, 2011, in The desk of the King and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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