Nice Try, But No Cigar

Ok, I’ll admit… smoking cigars inside the palace wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever had. I spent all day yesterday with the windows open and the internal circulation working overtime trying to air it out. The cigar smell is quite persistent but I think I’ve got most of the smell out… I’ll probably need to take a bit of a tour of duty with the Febreeze to get the last remnants of odorous resistance that are still lingering.

Bill Clinton Knows His Cigars

Oh, Bill.

I don’t have the same “Presidential” experience with cigars that a guy like Bill Clinton does. That being said, I did enjoy the second cigar I’d smoked which was the one I bought at the nearby 7-11 (there’s some irony in there, I think) as it was a far better smoke that the dried out stick I’d smoked earlier on in the evening. It was a Guantanamera Cristales cigar; a Cuban cigar, no doubt. Apparently this cigar is one geared towards novice smokers like myself. Hence why it’s available at the 7-11. Looking at some reviews online, cigar aficionados don’t think much of this cigar, with the opinion that it’s not going to give a novice smoker much enjoyment out of smoking in general.

The thing was $6.50 CDN and I’ve venture to argue it the other way; that spending any more than that on a cigar for someone who really isn’t going to be able to notice a significant difference anyway is a waste. It would be comparable to spending $100 on a bottle of wine for a first time wine drinker. I guess if it was an incremental increase, it wouldn’t be a big deal but I’m really not into it enough to start paying $25 a stogie.

Back To The Homeland

The remainder of the royal family should be returning tomorrow from their vacation to the west coast.  I know they had a good time and my time here alone has been… well, less than noteworthy.  I haven’t really done much other than work and drink.  But, hey… what’s a guy to do in a time of boredom?

I’ve been trying to spend some time to get everything in order around here and make it presentable for when the rest of the crew arrives tomorrow night.  Of course, there’s always more involved than you would originally think.  I’ve been having allergy issues and trouble sleeping so I’m thinking that cleaning the fuck out of this place to try and make it a little easier for me to get some rest at night.  Once I’m done, only time will tell.

Hopefully, the palace can be spic and span before the end of tomorrow night… as a surprise for the family.


About El Jefe

He's been called a despot, a humanitarian, a philanthropist, a dumbass and "one sexy bitch". The bottom line is that it's all true... and it's a full-time gig.

Posted on July 19, 2010, in Food & Drink and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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